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[ When the video turns on in the very early morning, there's only half a face present before it comes up fully onto the screen. The boy is practically beaming at the journal, and there's only a second before-- ]

Ivysaur evolved!

[ Yes. He couldn't keep that excitement in. He's still got a really dumb smile on and he has to remember what he was going to say, a pause there before he continues. ]

If you don't know what an ivysaur is, they're a grass and poison type pokémon! Ivysaur's been with me since she was a bulbasaur and now she's huge! She's big! She's nearly as big as Snorlax is!

[ The camera faces down to a dusty ground, then comes back up. ] I'm going to show you her, okay? [ And then the book flips around, showing a large, blueish-greenish toad-skin looking monster with a flower protruding from her back from the front, standing at 6'10 (for those who can tell). She leans her head to the side, her mouth opening slightly and showing her fangs as she grunts a small sound. She's embarrassed by the fuss, but the yellow rodent at her feet displays her with his arms proudly out towards her. Pika! (Check her out!)

(Also from the background, some might be able to tell that they're at the farm. Why are they at the farm so early? Because.) ]

Isn't she cool? She is! --oh, hey, Snorlax! Stand next to her and show everyone how big she is next to you!

[ The recording swings over to show a very fat panda creature sitting down eating a pile of bread. He continues eating, and as Red begs again ("C'mon, Snooorlax!"), the creature proceeds to noisily shuffle his butt to face the opposite direction. Noopppee. ] Snor! You...!

[ Huff! He faces the screen back to himself finally, making a puffed face but not so seriously. ] Forget about him! Saur's amazing and that's all that matters!

[ And then one last smile! ]

Bye!!!

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[Excuse you, Red, Sial is ten times cuter than Venusaur, okay.

Which he will prove by nodding in response to Red's question and purring a little.]

Yeah, he's really good at it. That was why I picked him to make a pact with instead of one of the other chimeras there.

[ wow u wanna fight buddy, Venusaur is majestic in all the ways. ]

Have you ever tried battling him with a pokémon before? [ because oh oh that could be exciting...! ] Does he have a typing? What do you know about chimeras in the wild?

[ tell him everything!!! ]

I've never tried battling him with anything besides other monsters before, but I'm sure he could take on a Pokemon. I mean, they're monsters too, right?

[Then he blinks.]

Typing? What do you mean? He's just a chimera... I don't think they come in different types. At least, I've never seen any that didn't look just like him.

Oh! Well, pokémon have types. Like Venusaur's a grass and poison type and a pikachu is an electric type, and they're always that. Does that make sense?

Um, kind of! I'm not sure what type Sial would be, though. He isn't poisonous or electric. He's just kind of... fuzzy.

Eeheh, that's okay! It's just a pokémon thing I guess. What matters more is how they fight!

Do you think he would be able to fight a Pokemon?

Um... it's hard to tell just by looking at him. [ Hmm. ] We could always give it a go and go easy with it to begin with.

Okay!

... um, but only if they're okay with it too. I wouldn't want to make them fight if they didn't want to.

My pokémon are always ready for a fight! [ Aw yeah. ]

But we'll pick a day when Sial's up for a match too!

Sial is... well, he used to be a lot more ready for fights when we were traveling than he is now. He's gotten kind of lazy.

[The chimera trills as if to protest this.]

Eheh... but it sounds like he wants to have a go. Do you, Sial?

[That's a chirp and some vigorous nodding in response there, so... yep.]

OK! Then we'll definitely have a go!

Oh yeah! By the way, do the two of you like cake? Someone's making cake for Venusaur, and he said I should invite others over!

We love cake!

[Another energetic nod from Sial.]

I'd be happy to come over if you're okay with that. Cake is nice, but it's a lot better when you're sharing it with friends.

Yeah, it's okay with me! But, it's called a cheesecake, and I don't know what it'll taste like... Have you ever heard of it?

You've never had cheesecake before?

[YOU POOR DEPRIVED THING.]

I'm not the only one! [ But. ] Does it really have cheese in it...?

It does, but it's cream cheese, not cheddar or mozzarella or anything like that. That would just make it taste gross. You can't even taste the cream cheese in a cheesecake once it's baked.

Huh... so it's a creamy cheese that loses the cheese flavour once it's cooked? Does cream cheese look like cream?

Kind of... it looks kind of like white butter. You can spread it on bagels and things like that the same way you spread butter.

And then it loses flavour when you bake it? [ Huuuhhhhhh. ]

Food's really weird sometimes. But as long as it tastes good...!

Every cheesecake I've ever had has tasted good, so I don't think you have anything to worry about.

When you put it like that, you sound like you eat a lot of it. Okay!

I'm not sure I'd say I eat a lot of it, but I've definitely had it more than once. I'm sure you'll like it too!

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